We all know that Jared Kushner does all of his treasonous acts behind the scenes, but he finally broke his silence on Monday when he went before the news media to talk about a White House initiative to make government run more efficiently.
Kushner starts out by saying:
“We are here to improve the day-to-day lives of the average citizen. That’s a core promise and we are keeping it. Together, we will unleash the creativity of the private sector to provide citizen services in a way that has never happened before.”
Now Trump has given his son-in-law a wide-variety of responsibilities in the White House, including bringing peace to the Middle East, solving the opioid crisis, and practically reorganizing the entire executive branch of the United States government.
He moved on to talk about how many of our federal systems are decades old and said his goal today is to improve people’s lives by unleashing the creativity of the private sector to provide citizen services in a way that has never happened before. Despite his efforts to force America into believing that what he is saying is actually authentic, Twitter went on a full-on roast session about his first public appearance and man, was it brutal:
he sounds like a 13 year old with a speech impediment who just graduated from speech therapy and is trying not to fuck it up
— Ben Owens (@ben_oh_) June 19, 2017
His voice will break after 6 months in the joint.
— Bob Gnarly (@bubbasnowboards) June 19, 2017
Yup. Sounds exactly like I imagined. Like the screeching hiss of a million roaches running for cover after the light is turned on.
— Mareshka R. Evanova (@The_InkMonster) June 19, 2017
His voice is the antidote to female viagra. 😖
— MilitantLatina (@WittyDominicana) June 19, 2017
He sounds like that kid that lied to get good grades in school.
— jake4u48 (@girolamo5151) June 19, 2017
Yikes. He is NOT going to do well in prison.
— Olivemama🍸🐶🐾 (@Olivemama5) June 19, 2017
Jared is now planning to depart for the Middle East, traveling to Jerusalem and Ramallah to help advance peace talks in the region. He’s scheduled to meet with Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu and Palestinian leader Mahmoud Abbas to talk about the next steps in negotiating peace. You can’t help but laugh at the fact that these world leaders are forced to talk a man who sounds like an administrative assistant reading a PowerPoint presentation that some high school kid threw together from a cheat sheet of resume words.
Watch the video, below:
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