It’s becoming increasingly clear that Donald Trump isn’t someone you should accept Halloween candy from, let alone let into the White House. The man is a predator. This couldn’t be any more clear after a recording was uncovered in which he fantasied about then 18-year-old Lindsay Lohan. Trust me, it couldn’t have been more disturbing.
In 2004, Trump was 58. Lohan was a troubled teen who was catapulted into fame before she knew how to handle it. She was 18. On Howard Stern’s show, Trump and Stern once again dished about women. This time, though, they discussed the barely legal Lohan.
“What do you think of Lindsay Lohan?” Trump asked Stern.
“I think she’s hot,” responded Stern.
“There’s something there right?” Trump said. “But you have to like freckles. I’ve seen a, you know, close up of her chest and a lot of freckles. Are you into freckles?”
“I’m not into freckles, but the red hair thing I like. I like her on the cover of Entertainment Weekly,” said Stern.
“Now does the father wreck, does that bother you a little bit?” Trump asked later in the conversation.
“Howard feels that the father being a wreck is a good thing,” interjected co-host Robin Quivers.
“Oh yeah, because first of all, if the father’s a wreck like the way he is–” Stern said.
“Right,” said Trump.
“Can you imagine the sex with this troubled teen?” said Stern.
“Yeah, you’re probably right,” Trump said. “She’s probably deeply troubled and therefore great in bed. How come the deeply troubled women, you know, deeply, deeply troubled, they’re always the best in bed?”
Here’s the audio. Warning: it might make you want to vomit:
It sounds cliche to say that Trump can’t handle women who are his equals, but he can’t. He is a predator who preys on the young, and apparently, the “deeply troubled” with father issues. Fortunately, it’s pretty safe to assume that Lohan dodged that orange bullet.
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